Angry Beards Fen Mjolnir Hairdryer

Description

Angry Beards Fen Mjolnir Hairdryer is intended purely for boys' laundry, for which Odin would sacrifice his left eye. The perfect gift for anyone who is worthy to lift Mjölnir. At 2000 watts of pure power, we are surprised that there is no need for a gunsmith. In addition, two modes of nordic thunder and a button that activates instant death.

Nothing like this exists in the world yet. Hair dryers used to be only for women. Pink and elegant. We brought Mjölnir to the altar of the gods, because even men deserve to be blow-dried. The end of unisex hair dryers. For oppressing and shrinking. This thing is made up of boys' clothes. When Valhalla calls, you'll be ready.

Functional design inspired by Vikings and the gods of the Nordic Asgard. You can have your hair and beard trimmed without stealing a pink hair dryer. 

Uncompromising power at 2000 watts. A tool so powerful that even Ragnar would not have conjured a stronger one. 

Activate instant death by pressing a button with the Vegvisor. Inflate the volume with a stream of lukewarm air. Just hold it right from the start and blow through the hair from the ends. 

Two Modes of Northern Thunder. The number one for gentle drying, which can dry your hair and beard up to 90 percent. Two for styling, which fixes it into the final shape. 

Blow-drying your hair and beard is not a race to dry it as quickly as possible. It's a ritual like any other. Dry the wet growth with a towel as much as possible, then blow dry. Dycky, start at number one and work your way from the roots to the ends until it's almost dry. Then use hot air to finish the styling.

PRO TIP: For the final shaping, don't be afraid to use a styling product, feel free to use balm or wax in your beard. Blow-dry it with hot air and finish it with a comb or brush.

PRO PRO TIP: Click Instant Death right when you turn on the hair dryer, before it has time to heat up. From the ends, blow warm air through anything where you need to add volume.